The World's Worst Sonnet or The Rise and Fall of God
By: David Antony

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here he sat in his lofty white tower Needs a million or will meet his maker. In a dusty room sat Jen Flowers Ecstatic about meeting Jim Baker. Jerry Farwell had his day in court Against smut loving evil, Larry Flynt. Speaking of times when he was short Mother and son never engaged kink bent. Anita Bryant proclaims who goes to hell While choirboys give Father a nice blow. It's no wonder religion is a hard sell When Kilborn skewers it on his Daily Show. If these are who await me heaven, I'll be placing my head in an oven.